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utorak, 14.10.2008.

My Computer Now Has A Spell Check tyee3

My Computer Now Has A Spell Check...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly Marx four my revue
Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
Eye strike quay and type a word.
And weight four it two say
Weather I eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is made
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw

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Quips tyhu

Quips
Every company should have a department of redundancy department.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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Hanockije jumangu 10 Bad Puns

10 Bad Puns
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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